Mehangai Me Biwi se presaaniya & kharche funny Poem Status InHindi

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Aaj tumhe ek aisi mai
apni byatha sunata hoon.
Suno Suno Ye duniya walo,
Dil se mai likh jata hoon.

Ek baar bola biwi se,
Chalo darling chalen bazaar,
Salary mili hai mujhko pyari,
Samaan ka banao vichar.

Suit bhi le lo, Saree bhi le lo,
Saindal le lo aididaar,
Cream-Powder, Baalon ka gajra,
Itar bhi le lo khushbudar.

Shringar ka samaan bhale hi lena,
Saath mein itna bhool na jana,
Rashan pahle kharid kar laye,
tabhi pakega ghar mein khana.

Miya biwi bazar gaye hum,
haath mein ek duje ka haath.
Duniya meri rangeen badi thi,
jab ham dono the ek saath.

Bada hi khush tha biwi ke sang,
pahli baar ye mani hai.
Suno-Suno ye duniya walo,
Lambi meri kahani hai.

Paise lekar, chaure hokar,
bazar chale seena tane.
jeb garam thi nahi sharam thi,
Ham ki ko kya jaane.

Bheed bhare bazar kisi ne,
mujhko dhakka de dala.
cream-powder ka bhav poochhne,
Dukan chali gayi woh bala.

Kisi tarah bheed se uthkar,
Peechhe uske gaya dukan.
Rashan ki list lambi aisi,
Nikal gayi meri jhoothi shaan.

Bheed mein girkar haal bura tha,
aankhen meri bhar ayi.
Haal mein aise dekh ke mujhko,
Cheeni ki bori sharmayi.

Khand bhi uchhal-uchhal ke girta,
koi le dalo mujhko.
mahangai aise badhi hai,
kaise kharidu mai tujhko.

Chaipatti awaj lagati,
jaoge mujhe chhod kaha.
Doodh ki thaili rate badhaye,
naach rahi thi yahan wahan.

Chawal kya mol atta bhi tol,
daalen naachi chhama-chham.
Tail ghee ka bhav poochha toh,
mera nikla wahan pe dam.

Mashaale kone mein garam pade the,
mere paas kab aaoge.
Namak ki thaili chundi kaate,
bin mere kaise khaoge.

Saag sabji ki baari ayi,
Aaloo pyaz tha hisse main.
aur sabjiyan aasman chhoti,
Laal tamatar gusse main.

Hosh ud gaye mere waha,
Lala ne jab bill thamaya.
Mahangai se pahle hi halat kharab thi,
ab toh jeb mein note bhi sharmaya.

Lala bole paise lao,
Rashan apne ghar le jao.
paise nahi hai toh mere bhai,
khane ke badle hawa khao.

Rashan poora hua nahi tha,
biwi bole gusse mein.
paise toh sab kharch kar diye,
kya aya mere hisse mein.

Saaree ki toh baat hi chhodo,
suite tak tumne nahi liya.
jara yeh toh batao,
meri khatir aaj tak tumne kya kiya.

Saindal chappal kuchh na mila hai,
ittar bole the khushbudaar.
tumse achha toh tumhara padosi,
Biwi ka hai sewadaar.

Madhur-madhur lala sang baatein,
mujhe khari-khoti kah dali.
mahangai ne aisa dard diya hai,
Apni hi na rahi yeh gharwali.

Aam aadmi meri tarah hai,
mahangai ka dard jhel raha hai.
Dino-din yeh aise badhti,
sir chadhke yeh bol raha hai.

Dino din mahangai badhti,
Aam admi kaise rahega.
Nahi bacha kuchha khane ko toh,
is sansaar mein kaise jiyega.

Aaj mai haath jod ke karta,
vinati fir sarkaar se,
Apni ess janta ko bachha le,
Mahangai ki maar se.

 

 

 

 

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