Lot-pot Jokes SMS Messages

Lot-pot Jokes SMS Messages

Ek kanjoosh ko bijali ka karant lag gaya
biwi : aap thik toh ho na
paltu ki baat chod meeter dekh kar bata
unit kitna bada

Doctor: taai amma tumhe esi dawa duga
jise khakar tum phir se jawan ho jaugi
taai : na beta esa mt krna warna meri painson band ho jayegi

Kabhi kabhi mere dil mai khayal aata hai
jab tujhe 10:30 baje hi neend ajati hai
toh tera whatsapp last seen 2AM
kyu dikahata hai

Subha shaam tumhari yaad aati hai
saari raat jagati hai
karne ko kar le caal tumhe
par customar vare ki ladki hai
jo baar baar balance lo batati hai

Ladka : ladki se tumhari shirt fati hai
ladki : tum nhi smajhoge aaj kal ka fashion hai
ladka : sahi hai yaar tum khud fado toh fashion
aur saala hum fdaade toh sidha police station

premika : jaanu tum hafte me kitni baar save karte ho
premi : me toh din 20-30 baar save karta hu
premika : pagal ho
premi : mei toh naai hu

pati  tumhari ye roj roj ki nayi nayi farmisho se
me atamhatya kar lunga
patni : aap bhi rula ke hi maanoge
chalo ab ek achi si safed saddi dildo
nhi toh terahvi pr kya pehnugi

Banta ne hazammat ki dukan kholi
santa shve karne aaya
banta : mooch rakhni hai
santa :ha
banta : mooch kaat kar le rakh le jahan rakhni h

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