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Funny Jokes in Hindi

?Sardar ne apni sagaai tod di…
Kyonki,
Ladki kunwari thi…
Sardar bola: Jo aaj tak kisi ki nahi hui, wo meri kya hogi..
Mujhko Aisa Dard Mila
Jiski Koi Dawa Nahi!!
Fir bhi Khush Hun Q ki
Mujhe Us Se Koi Gila Nahi.

Funny Jokes in Hindi

Girl -” Tum kya kar rahe ho
Boy:” Macchar
Girl:” Abhi tk kitne maare??
Boy:” pure 5 ( 3 Female 2 male)
Girl:” Male Female kaise pata chala ??
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Boy:” unme se 3 mirror or 2 bear ke pass bithi thi
Ek Buddha ek ladki se tak ra gaya
Buddha : sorry
Ladki : Andha hai kya ? dikhta nahi h
Ladki Jaise hi aage Badi ek handsom sa ladka takra gaya
Ladka : sorry
Ladki : it’s ok
Buddha ladki se : mere sorry ki spelling galat thi kya

Funny Jokes in Hindi

1 Murgi Ne BAAZ se shadi kar li cute sms hindi
Murga: Hum mar gye the kya
Murgi: Me to tumse hi shadi krna chahti thi
par Mom – dad chahte the ladka Air-Force me ho.

Funny Jokes in Hindi

Chand Ko Apne Noor Pe Guroor Hai,
Himesh Ko Apni Topi Ka Suroor Hai..
Mujhe Bhi Apne Pe Guroor Hai,
Kyuki Mere Paas Bhi Free K Msg Padhnewala Langur Hai

Funny Jokes in Hindi

Yaad hai hum pehle kahan mile the?

Train ruki
khidaki khuli
nazron se nazrien mili or
aap ne kaha
Allah ke naam pe kuch dedo baba

Funny Jokes in Hindi

A Boy Call her Ex girlfriend.
Boy: hey i just saw a movie, it reminded me of u….miss u
Girl: awww.. even i miss u 2..
konsi movie dekhi?
Boy: Ek thi Daayan!:-

Funny Jokes in Hindi

Sacche Friend ki 3 Nishaniyan:
1) Kamine Kabhi call nahi karenge.
2) Zalim has~has k sms padhenge.
3) Chahe jitni beizzati karlo.
Besharam SMS pura padhenge

Funny Jokes in Hindi

Mobile ek MANDIR hai,
Sim card uska DEVTA,
Call karne wala PUJARI,
Sms bhejne wala DANI,
Padhane wala BHAKT
Reply na karne wala mandir ka BHIKARI

Funny Jokes in Hindi

BOY- sir iska kya mtlb hai “I M GOING”
.
SIR- mai ja raha hu.
.
BOY- sir bataiye na
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SIR- Mai ja raha hu
.
BOY-saale aise kaise chala jaega
Answr bata k ja.

Funny Jokes in Hindi

2 Brilliant MindS
Pathan & Sardar
Pani Peeny Gaey To GlasS Ulta Para Tha
Sardar:
iSKa To Moo He Band Hy
Pathan:
haan rehne do Neechy Sy Bhi Toota Howa Hy.

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