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Na tu shayar hain na shayar ka bhatija hai
na tu shayar hai na tu shayar ka bhatija hai
tu mere pati ke manoranjan ka natija hain

Jitne channel TV ke
utne Nakhre Biwi Ke
TV chalta hain remote se
Biwi chalti Hai note Se

Hum ladke har kaam me kamal karde
jo wada kre wo pura hr hal me karde
kya jrurat hai ldkiyo ko Lipstick lagne ki
hamse khe ham chum-2 kar hi laal karde

Pyaar kare ki ek reet hain
pyar ka dusra naam hi reet hain
isliye try karo har ladki par
kyuki darr ke aage jeet hain

Na jane kab koi taara toot jaaye
na jaane kab koi aansu aankho se nikal jaye
kuch pal hamare saath bhi has lo
na jaane kab tumhare daant toot jaye

Jindagi apni masti me jiya karo
ishq bahut bura hai na kiya karo
tum apna pura dhyan carrier par mod do
ishq aur gilfriend ko mujh par chod do

Fida hu uski chaal par
uske bolne ki taal par
chahe tamacha lage gaal par
bol deta hu sare jahan se
nazar mat daalna mere maal par

Kisi ko apna banalo ya kisi ke ho jao
agar kuch bhi nahi hota
DON’T WoRRY
Chadar-takiya lo aur so jao

Dosti agar buri hai to hone mat do
ho gayi to use khone mat do
aur agar dost ho sabse pyara to
us dost ko chain ki neend sone mat do

har doori mitani padthi hai
har baat btani padhti hai
lagta hai dosto ke pass waqt hi nahi hai
aaj kal khud apni yaad dilaani padhti hai

Arz kiya hain dil logi ya jaan logi
wha wah dil logi ya jaan logi wah wah
meri jaan set hone me kitna time logi

Badal garaz shor ke sath
barish hui zor ke sath
zra dhayan rakhna apni girlfriend ka
kahin bhag na jaye kisi aur ke sath

Arj kiya haiyu na kisi ke dil se khelo
yu na kisi ke dil se khelo
jab sms hi nahi karna hai to
phone bechkar radio hi lelo

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