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Girlfriend : Es Week roj shopping karenge
next week roj movie dekhenge
boyfriend : uske agle week roj mandir jayenge
girlfriend : kyu
Boyfriend : bhik mangne

Wife : Agar me marr Jau to tum kya karoge
husband ; shayad me bhi marr jaunga
wife : kyon
husband : kabhi kabhi zyada khushi janleva hoti hain

Wife : batao me tumhekitni achi lagti hu
husband ; bhut jada
wife : fir bhi batao kitni
husband; itni ki dil karta hain tere jaisi 1 aur lelu

Sun & Wife kya diffrence hai
bahut hi aasan hain aap dono ke
samne hi gur-gur ke nahi dekh sakte

Wife : kuch saal pehle mera figure pepsi ki bottle ki tarah tha
husband : wo to ab bhi hain phle bottle 300ml ki thi
ab bottle 2ltr ki hogyi hain

Patni : ye kya hain ji aap roz subah mere muhh pe pani kyu dalte ho
pati kyon ki mujhe tere baap ne kaha tha ki
meri beti phool si najuk hain ise kbhi murjhane mt dena

 

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