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Ek aadami kumbh mela me prathna kar raha tha
hey prabhu neaye karo hamesha bhai bhai bichadte hai
kabhi kabhi pati-patni par bhi toh try karo

Santa apne bete ke sath chini lene dukan par gya
dukandar bola chini out of stock hai
santa ke bete ne santa se pucha out of stock kya hota hai
papa ne kaha jab wo chiz nahi hai or ghar gaya tabhi
kisi ne gate bajaya or bola ki snata hai
santa ne apne bete ko bola bolo do ki papa ghar me nahi hai
santa ne use bola mere papa out of stock hai

Chikki mere toh karam fut gaye jo tumhare pale bandhi
warna mere liye toh ek se badkar ek kabil ladko ke
rishte aa rahe the jo
chintu wo sab vakai kabil the jo fashne se bach gaye

Ek pathan Cycle chalate aur gungunate howe kahin
ja raha tha rastae mein ek aurat se takra betha.
Aurat chilla kar boli, “Break nahi maar sakte they kya ???”
cycle Pathan herat se… “Pora cycle mar deya abhi break
mar kar kia faida.”

Bania’s son: Daddy meri door ki nazar kharab hai SPECKS banwa do.
Kanjoos Bania took him outside & said: Woh dekh kya hai?
Son: Suraj
Kanjoos Bania: Abbe ullu ke patthe, aur kitni dur tak dekhna chahe hai tu.

4 saal ka bachha apni maa se kaise paida houa me
maa meine ek box me mithai dalkar rakh di thi
us me se toh nikale
ladke ne ek box me mithai dalkar rah diya Aur
alge din Box khola tho usme cockroach Nikala
toh ladka bola man toh karta tujhe maar dalu
par kya karu par bachha toh mera hai

Ek ladka apni girlfriend se baat karne ki kosis me
phone karta hai trin tring aunty payal Hai
aunty : ha beta ,dono pairo me hai

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