Holiday Funny SMS-Messages

Ladka : tum ladkiya itni khubsurat kyuon ho
ladki : kyuki bhagwaan ne hume apne hathon se banya hai
ladka: le bolo toh es rahi hame toh majduro ko dheke pr diya tha

Teacher : samundar me agar nibu ka ped ho toh tum nibu kaise todoge
santa : sir chiddiyan ban kar
Teacher : tujhe insaan se chiddiyan kya tera baap banyega
santa : toh samunder me ped kya tera baap lagayega

Teacher : I Love U Ka abiskar kisne kiya
student : china ne
teacher : wo kaise
student : kyuoki iski na koi garanti na varanti
chale toh chand tak na chale toh shaam tak

Chitti auto me baithi aur ek pair bahar rakha
auto driver : mam pair ander karlo
chiiti nhi rashte me haathi mile use laat marni hai
saala kal mujhe aankh maar raha tha

 

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