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1) You can’t buy love, but you can pay heavily for it. ~Henny Youngman
2) Congratulations! You are my first repetitive Valentine.
3) It would be great if Valentine’s Day came with a fast-forward button.
4) I’m not trying to hit on you, or throw you a line. I just want you to be my Valentine.
5) Sales Ad at a Store: ‘You are my one and only’ valentine cards, now on sale: 4 for $5.
6) Valentine’s Day is when a lot of married men are reminded what a poor shot Cupid really is.
7) Please remember that Valentine’s Day is a polite reminder that Christmas decorations must go down!
8) Valentine’s Day: the holiday that reminds you that if you don’t have a special someone, you’re alone. ~Lewis Black
9) My boyfriend told me I can do with him whatever I want on Valentine’s Day, so I tied him up and went to the nightclub.
10) If you‘re alone during Valentine’s day, it is priceless for you. Otherwise you would spend a few hundred dollars.
Kiss Definition In Physics:-
“Kiss Is The Process Of Charging UpHuman Bodies”.
Kiss Definition In Computer:-
“Like Bodies Are
Connected Without Any DATA CABLE”
Your Kiss Came As A Surprise,
You Unlocked My Sealed Lips And
I Would Allow You To Do It Again.