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Funny Jokes-SMS

unke haath peele ho gaye
jawani ke din chamkile ho gaye,
aur husn ke tewar nukile ho gaye
hum izhaar karne me thode dhiile ho gaye,
aur unke haath peele ho gaye

Funny Jokes-SMS

Man: Bed majbut banana,
Mere BETE ko BAHU k sath sona hai.
Mistri: Aisa Majbut Bed banaunga
SARA MOHALLA BAHU k sath SOEGA to bhi nahi tutega

Funny Jokes-SMS

Beta: Papa apki shaadi ho gayi?
Papa: Haan.
Beta: Kis se hui?
Papa: Bewkuf teri mummy se..
Beta: Wah papa ghar me hi setting kar li.

Funny Jokes-SMS

MAA-Beta Apple Khaoge,
BETA-Nahi
MAA-Beta Mengo Khaoge,
BETA-Nahi
MAA-Beta Orange Khaoge,
BETA-Nahi
MAA-Bilkul Baap Par Gaya Hai,
Chappal Hi Khayega.

Funny Jokes-SMS

Baith kar apni mehbuba ki zulfo k e
saye me aisa josh aaya,
wah wah!
Phir..
phir..
Usk Papa ne dekh liya aur I.C.U. me hosh aaya.

Funny Jokes-SMS

Love Aur Arrange Marriage Me Kya Faraq He
Love Marriage Me Aap Apni Girlfriend Se Shadi Karte Hai
Aur
Arrange Marriage Me
Kisi Aur Ki

Funny Jokes-SMS

Raja or Rani ne fix kiya ki ab baat Mobile se
nhi Kabutar se karenge.1 din Rani ne bina
khat k kabutar uda diya.Raja bola:
Ye kya?
Rani boli miss call yaar.

Funny Jokes-SMS

Khud ko kar kanjoos itna ki..
har sms bhejne se pehle,
SERVICE CENTER wale khud call kar k puche..
Bata sach me bhejna he ya galti se sent ho gaya tha.

Funny Jokes-SMS

Ek murgi market gayi, aur dukaandar se boli, “ek anda dena.”
Dukaandar bola, “sharm nahin aati, murgi hokar anda mangti ho.”
Murgi boli, “mere pati ne kaha hai ki 3 rupyee ke ande ke liye
apna figure kharab mat karo.”

Funny Jokes-SMS

Ek aadmi bhagwaan se bola, “india se usa tak pakki sadak banwa dijiye.”
Bhagwan bole, “mushkil hai kuch aur maang lo.” Aadmi bola,
“To phir aap meri biwi ko samajhdaar aur aagyakari bana dijiye.”
Bhagwan bole, “sadak single banana hai ya double.”

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