Funny Jokes-SMS Mesages In Hindi English

Funny Jokes-SMS Mesages In Hindi English : There are many nice sms and jokes about boys vs girls short text messages, funny conversations and dialogs between boys and girls are very interesting topic. In this category you will find many such sms and jokes. You may also use our search box to search for such types of sms messages includes Boys & Girls lyrics, boys and girls short stories,Hindi boys like girls, Sexy sms new, Sexy messages, Sexy short texts, Sexy goys and girls wiki, boys & girls greetings

Lalu searching, these keywords on yahoo search engine
how to control a wife..
yahoo search result:
good morning, sir..!
even we are searching too…

Girl: iss dress ka kya price hai..?
lalu(shopkeeper): sirf 10 kiss.
girl: aur uss dress ka..?
lalu: 20 kiss.
girl: dono dress pack kar do, bill daadi dengi..!!

Jor se chali hawa aur udd gaya lalu phir,
phir, phir ruk gai hawa aur gir gaya lalu.

Pati aur patni me jabardast jhagda ho gaya….
pati – tu saali kutti……..
patni – tu saala kutta……..
lalu (bachha) – ha ha …hum saale pilley

Abhi oye tera ek daat
neela kaise ho gaya ?
cheedi yaar mein ink lagayi hai.
abhi woh kyon ?
cheedi kyon ki aaj kal blue tooth ka jamana hai..

Rabari ask Lalu suniyeji dahi jamane ko
english me kya kahate hai?
lalu – milk was sleepin in the nightwa,
early in the morning it bcom tightwa.!

Question 1 – In which battle did tipu sultan died ?
ans.- in his last battle.
Question 2- What is the main reason for divorce ?.
ans.- marriage.
Question 3 – Ganga flows in which state ?
ans.- in liquid state.
Question 4- When was mahatma gandhi born?
ans.- on his birthday

Ladki ko Teddy Bear Gift Karne Par
English Girl – Oh ! So Cute .
Muslim Girl – Allah ! Kitna Khoob surat Hai
Sikh Girl – Oh Ji , Kinna sona Teddy Hai
Haryanvi Girl – Re Yo Ke De Diya Bhaalu Sa

Daughter: mom aaj ek ladke ne mere gal pe kiss kiya..!!
mom: tune usko chata mara ya nahi..!!
daughter: mujhe achanak gandhiji yaad agaye
aur maine dusra gal agge kar diya…

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