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Funny Jokes-SMS

She :- Tu Whatsapp Pe Hai
Kya?
.
Me :- Nahi Sorry Main
Whatsapp Pe Nahi Hu, Whatsapp
Mere Phone Me Hai

Funny Jokes-SMS

BULLET wala SCOOTY wali se:-
kabhi bullet chalai h??
Girl tez krke aage nikalgai.
. .
Boy barabar me aakr: Kabhi bullet chalai
hai??
.
. Girl slow ho gayi.
.
Aage jakar boy ka accident ho gaya
Girl:- Aur chala le bullet..
. Boy:- kamini Bandariya yahi to puchraha
tha, chalai hai to bata de break kaise
lagate
hain…

 

Funny Jokes-SMS

Ravi: Yeh chaaku kyun garam rahe ho?
Rohit: Suicide karne ke liye.
Ravi: Toh phir garam karne ki kya zaroorat hai?
Rohit: Kahin infection na ho jaaye

Funny Jokes-SMS

Judwaa bachche apne kamre mein baithe the.
Ek has-has ke lot-pot ho raha tha jabki doosra udaas tha.
Baap: Itna kyun has rahe ho???
Beta: Mummy ne dono baar isi ko nehla diya

Funny Jokes-SMS

Rahul: Hum 25 bhai-behen hain
Nakul: Tere yahan family planning wale nahi aaye?
Rahul: Aaye the lekin ghar ko school samajh kar chale gaye

Funny Jokes-SMS

7 sadhu 7 chatai par dhyaan lagakar baithe the.
Ek Aadmi aata hai aur sabse bujurg sadhu ko pranam kar poochta hai:
Maharaj ladki nahi pat rahi hai, kya Karoon?
Woh sadhu sabse chote sadhu ko pukarta hai aur kehta hai:
chotu ek aur chatai laga de beta…

 

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