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Funny Love Shayari

Raat din dil tere khayaalo mein khoya rehta hoon.
Raat ko neend nahi aati par din mein soya rehta hoon.
Man hi man mein tere sapne sanjone laga hoon,
Jab se dekha hai tujhe tab se bas tera hone laga hoon

Funny Love Shayari

Mehfil main baithe hain aur es baat ka ailaan karte hain
Ki hum apni jaan par bahut marte hain
Ussi ke liye hum jeeti hoyi baaji bhi harte hain
aur kisi baat ka dar nai lagta
Par use khone se hum har pal darte hain.

Class me top na karo-

Warna log tumse jalne lagege
Hamesha late class me jao –
Is tarah har teacher tumhe yaad rakhega..
Zyada padhne se time waste hota hai..
Aur time waste karna buri
baat hai ,
Kabhi test na do
Kyuki Beizzati ke “2” marks se
to izzat ke “0” acche hai

Public Toilet Me

Public Toilet Me Baithe Aadmi Ko Saath Wale
Toilet Se Aawaz aayi: kyaHaal Hai Yaar?
Wo Ghabra Ke Bola: Fine! Theek Hun!
Fir Aawaz aayi :Kya Kar Rahe Ho?
Aadmi: Tumhari Tarah Baitha Hua Hun!
Aawaz aayi : Main Aa Jaun Abi Tumhare Paas?
Wo Aadmi (Ghabra Kr): Oh! Na Na Na. Main Boht Busy Hun! Then Aawaz aayi:
Yar Main Tumko Baad Me Call Krta Hun. Pata Nhi Kon kamina
Dusrey Toilet Se Meri Hr Baat Ka Jawab De Raha Hai

 

 

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