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June me hi maansoon dastak kyu deta hain
kyuki biwiya is samaye mayek se sasural aati hain
jise dekhkar aasma bhi rone lagta hain

Jis siddat se girls mekup karti hain
us siddat se pyar bhi krne lage
toh shayar aur sharabi aadhe ho jaye

Bhagwaan ganesh ki do biwiya thi
ridhi aur siddhi
aaj kal ek hoti wo bhi ziddi

Hasi toh fasi jhut hain
hasatoh fasa hona chahiye
kyuki jab ladkiya hasti hain
fasta ladka hi hain

Nai nai car chalana sikhi biwi : aaj hum car se
jaenge aur car mein chalaungi
pati koi nahi jaenge car me
aur aaenge akhbaar mein

Patni : Mein tumse jo kheti huek
kaan se sunkar dusre se nikal dete ho
pati : aur tum dono kaan se sun
kar muh se nikal deti ho

patni : kya jab me moti ho jaugi tabhi
tum mujhe esi hi pyar karoge
pati : bilkul nahi meine sirf sukh-dukh
me sath dene ka wada kiya tha

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