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Sacha Dost Wo Ha Jo Apki Aankh Mein
Pehla Ansu Dekhy To Dosra ansu Ponch
ley Tesra Aansu Rokley Aur.Chotha Aansu
Dekhy To 1 Thappar Mar k Kahe Ley ab
Khul K Ro Ley… Happy Slap Day 2015
Biwi Ko Thappar Mar Ke Husband Bola
Admi Usy Hi Marta Hy Jise Pyar Karta
Hy Wife Ne 2 Thappar Maray r Boli AP
Kya Samjhty Hain Ke Main Ap Se Pyar Nahi Karti

Go to mirror and look at yourself
and now slap yourself badly.
Then you will get the same pain
that you had given to me till now.
Wish you a happy slap day

Santa ko Ek zor Daar Thapar Pada pata q
Ek Ladki Ka Mangetar Mar Gaya, Ladki Laash Ko Dekh Kar Rote Hue Boli.
Ladki: “Abhi To Mene Kuch Bhi Nahi Dekha Thha”
Sath Mein Santa Khada Thha, Sun Ke Usko Dilaasa Deta Hua Bola.
Santa: “Abhi Thodi Der Mein Nahlayenge Tab Dekh Lena

Student ko miss ne thapar raseed kia
Miss: Aaj Tum Late Q Aaye?
School 7 baje Shuru
Hota Hai Fir der Q Ki?.
Student:Miss,
Aap Mera Itni besabri se Intjar Mat Kiya Karo
Log Galat Samajte hai. hahaha ))

Admi dukandar se- zeher de do
dukandar- bina parchi ke nhi milega
admi ne apni shadi ka card dikhaya
dukandar- bas pagle ab rulaega kya
badi bottle du ya choti.. hahahaha