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Krishna Janmashtami Best wishes

Krishna Janmashtami Best wishes : Krishna Janmashtami we also know these names Krishnashtmi, Saatam Atm, Gokulashtmi, Ashtami Rohini, Sri Krishna Jayanthi anniversary or sometimes simply as Janmashtami, is an annual celebration of the birth of the Hindu deity Krishna, the eighth avatar of Vishnu

Krishna Janmashtami Best wishes

Krishna Janmashtami

Matki ko thoda upar chada ke

Krishna ke jaise murli baja ke

Dahi me thodi shaker mila ke

Aa jao saare mud bana ke

All the Krishna fans

Don’t  miss that chance

Murli dance,murli dance

Murli dance,murli dance

 

Knahhayia hamare dulare

Wahi sabse pyare

Makhan ke liye jhagad jaye

Lekin sabke rakhwale

Tabhi toh sabhi ke  pyare

Happy janmashtami

 

Nand ke ghar anand hi anand bhayo

Jo nand ke ghar gopal ayo

Jai ho murli dhar gopal ki

Jai ho kanhaiya lal ki

Happy Janmashtami

 

Dekho Phir Janmashtami Aayi Hai

Makhan ki handi ne phir mithas bhadhai hai

Kanha ki leela hai sabse pyari

Wo de humsabko duniya bhar ki khusiya sari

Happy Janmastmi

 

Radha ka prem

Murli ki mithas

Makhan ka swad

Gopiyon ka raas

Inhi se milke banta hai

Janmashtami ka din khas

Happy janmashtami

 

Murli manohar

Brij ke dharohar

Wo nandlala gopala

Bansi ki dhun se sabke dukh harne wala

Sab milkar machaye dhoom ki Krishna aane

 

 

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Jai Bholenaath

Nayi Dishaye,naye rashte

Mil jate hain yuhi aksar

Lekin  jab tak hirdaye me na ho aap

Kuch bhi nahitab tak bin bholenaath

Jai bholenaath

 

Sawan me mile ye saat

Shiv ka ashirvaad

shiv ki bhakti

shiv ka sahas

shiv ka tyag

shiv ka saath

shiv ka tapobal

shiv ka shaan

Jai Shiv Sambhu

 

Naam ucha hain sabse mahadev ka

Vandana iski karte hain sab devta

Iski puja se vardan paate hain sab

Shakti ka daan paate hain sab

Naag aasur pradhi sab pr hi bhole ka upkaar houa hain

Aant kal me bhavsagar me uska beda paar houa

 

Shiv ki mahima aprampar

Shiv hi karte hain sabkaudhaar

Unki kripa ham sab par sada bani rah

Bholenaath Sabke jivan khusiyan bhar de

 

Om me hi astha

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Aapsab ko khush rakhe

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Wife : Agar me marr Jau to tum kya karoge
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kyuki biwiya is samaye mayek se sasural aati hain
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Hasi toh fasi jhut hain
hasatoh fasa hona chahiye
kyuki jab ladkiya hasti hain
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Nai nai car chalana sikhi biwi : aaj hum car se
jaenge aur car mein chalaungi
pati koi nahi jaenge car me
aur aaenge akhbaar mein

Patni : Mein tumse jo kheti huek
kaan se sunkar dusre se nikal dete ho
pati : aur tum dono kaan se sun
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Teacher : kal meine tuje gadhe pr nimbandh likhne ko bola tha
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