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Machhar aur makkhhi ki ho gayi shadi
pehli hi raat machhar ki ho gayi barbad
kehta hai ki meri kismat hi khoti hai
makkhi raat ko good night laga kar soti

Ek Makkhi Ganje Ke Sir Par Baithi Thi,
Dusri Ne Kaha Wah.!
Kya Ghar Mila Hai Tujhe…
1st Makkhi: Nahi Re, Abhi
To Sirf Plot Kahrida Hai..!

1Machar ki shadi Makkhi se hui ,
Raat ko Machar bahar baitha tha To
dusre Machar ne poocha kya hua?
Machar bola “Yaar Teri bhabhi
ALL OUT laga ke so rahi hai”.

Teacher :santa btao M for kya hota hain
santa : sir Mother
Teacher thik hain ab btao W for Kya hota Hain
santa : kya souch rahe ho
santa : sir maa ulti kasie hogi
Jewellery Shop Mein Santa Ki,
Zabardast Pitaayi Ho Gai.
Santa Ne Sales-girl Se Kaha:
Aapki Ek Ek Item Gazab Ki Hai.
Sone Ka Kya Rate hai.

GF-Me kisi aur se shadi kr rhi hu
Bf-Na tere ane ki khushi
Na tere jane ka gum
Ja
Dusri pata lenge hum
Kyoki jisme he dum wo h BAJIRAO SINGHAM

Nasbandi team worker visits village again…..
VILLAGER – Arre kamino, palhe aaye they to line kaat gaye,
ab kya meter ukhar ke le jaoge..
Girlfriend chahe jitni bhi chalu ho,
Kabhi usse dosti mat todna,
Kyunki pani kitna bhi ganda ho jaye,
Aag bujhane k kam to aa hi jata hai.

1 ladki ne weighing machine mein
coin daal ke apna wajan dekha, 58kg
Sandal utari, 56kg
Jacket utari, 53kg
Fir duppata, 52kg
Aur fir coin khatam
Ek bhikari bola tu chalu
rakh sikke main dalunga!

1980 me Apni cast ki ldki se shadi karna
1990 Apni religion ki ladki se
2000 Pasand ki ladki se
2010 Ladki se hi karna

Kanjoos: Yeh kaila(banana) kaisay diya?
Shopkeeper: 1Rs.
Kanjoos: 60 Paisa ka deta hai?
S.K: 60 paise mein to sirf chilka milega.
Kanjoos:Ley 40 paisay, chilka rakh aur kela day de

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Besan ki roti,
Lemo ka achaar,
Doston ki khushi,
Apnon ka pyar,
Sawan ki rain,
Kisi ka intezar,
Mubark ho aapko,
sawan ki bahar,

Ae barish(rain) jara tham k baras,
jab mera yaaar aa jaye to jam k baras,
pehle na baras ki woh aa na sake,
phir itna baras ki wo jaa na sake.

Bheegy Mosam Ki Bheegi Si Raat
Bheegi Si Yaad
Bhuli Hui Baat
Bhula Hua Waqt
Wo Bheegi c Aankhai’n
Wo Beeta Hua Saath
Mubarak Ho Aap Ko
Sawan Ki Pehli Barsaat

Ab ke sawan(rain) mein paani barsa bahut,
Paani ki har boond mein woh aaye yaad bahut.Is
suhaane mausam mein saath nahi tha koi,
Baadlon ke saath in aankhon se paani baha bahut

Bheegy Mosam Ki Bheegi Si Raat
Bheegi Si Yaad
Bhuli Hui Baat
Bhula Hua Waqt
Wo Bheegi c Aankhai’n
Wo Beeta Hua Saath
Mubarak Ho Aap Ko
Mausam Ki Pehli Barsaat

Sawan ne bhi kisise pyar kiya tha,
Usne use Baadal ka Naam diya tha,
Rote the dono 1 dusre Ki Judai me,
Aur Logone use Barish ka Naam diya tha.

Kuch nasha to aapki baat ka hai,
kuch nasha to dheemi barsaat ka hai,
humein aap yun hi sharabi na kahiye,
is dil par asar to aap se mulakat ka hai

Khyalon mein wahi, sapno mein wahi,
Lekin unki yaadon mein hum the hi nahi,
Hum jaagte rahe duniya soti rahi,
Ek baarish hi thi, jo humare sath roti rahi.

Dharti se sawan ki bundein milne jab bhi aati hain,
Uski shikayat karti hain kuchh apna dard sunati hain.
Kuchh rishte naye banati ehsaas naya de jati hain,
Har ek kali ko phool baag ko gulshan kar jati hain.
Chahat nayi si hoti hai armaan naya de jati hain,
Kuchh khushi ke pal kuchh muskan nayi de jati hain.

Dharti se sawan ki bundein milne jab bhi aati hain,
Uski shikayat karti hain kuchh apna dard sunati hain.
Sukhe kheton se jab saundhi si khushboo aati hai,
Suni aankhon mein phir se ek khwab naya de jati hai.
Kahin pyar naya hota hai kahin judaai de jati hai,
Kahin sawan ke jhoole kahin birha ke geet sunati hai.
Kisi roz barish mein ghar se nikalna,

Barsat ki bheegi raaton mein fir koi suhani yaad aayi,
Kuchh apna jamana yaad aaya kuchh unki jawani yaad aayi,
Hum bhool chuke the jisne hamein duniya mein akela chhor diya,
Jab gaur kiya to ek surat jaani pehchani yaad aayi.

Mausam hai barish ka aur yaad tumhari aati hai,
Barish ke har qatre se awaz tumhari aati hai.
Badal jab garajte hain, dil ki dharkan badh jati hai,
Dil ki har ek dharkan se awaz tumhari aati hai.
Jab tez hawayein chalti hai to jaan hamari jati hai,
Mausam hai barish ka aur yaad tumhari aati hai.

Aaj barish me tumhare sang nahana hai,
Sapna ye mera kitna suhana hai,
Barish ke katre jo tere honthon pe gire,
Un katron ko apne honton se uthana hai

 

 

 

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Wish a wish for you
this wish i wish for few
this wish for u is dat
your all wishes come true
so keep on wishing as my all wishes
are with you & your family

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Eid Ul Azha Mubarik

My wish for you on this eid
may peace & joy embrace your life
and stay on this blessed day
& always Ameen

Chupkay say chand ki roshni choo jaye
aapko dheeray say ya hawa keh jaye
apko dil say jo chahtay hoo maang lo
khuda say hum dua karte hain mil jaye woo aapko

May allah’s rahmat shine on you
and help you achieve every goal in your life
have a blessed and prosperous Eid ul Adha

Have a joyous eid
with full of sparkling lites
a warm and heartfelt wishes to
tell u how much u mean to me
Eid ul Zuha mubarak

dastoor hai duniya ka magar
yeh o batao hum kis se mile
kis se kahein eid-ul-adha mubarak
Miss You on eid day

Aaj khuda ki hum par ho meharbani
karde maff hum logo ki sare naformani
eid ka din aaj aao mil kar yahi wada
khuda ka hi raho mai hum chalange sada
sare musalman ko eid -ul-zuha mubarak

Everyone sent u tradition words about eid
but iam the first one to send u meat mubarak
and keep on eatig different dishes on this season
Happy Bakra Eid

Aaj khuda ki ham par ho meherbani
karde maf hamari sari nafarmani
eid ke din aaj aao mil kar karein yehi wada
khuda ki rahon mein hum chalenge sada
aapko aur aapke family ko eid mubarak

Bholi si surat anko may masti dur khari ghabraye . .
meri gaaye(cow).ak jalak diklaye kabi . kbi pardy may chup jaye,meri gaaye . .
mari nazar sy tum dakho to gosht hi gosht nazar ayeeeee.
bholi si surat ankho may masti  aye haye,
meri gaaye.Very Happy HAPPY BAKRA EID

 

 

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Darte hai aag se kahi jal na jaye
darte hai khwab se kahin toot na jaye
lekin sabse ziyada darte hai aapse
kahin aap hume bhool na jaye

Kismat ruth gai dil ke tar tut gaye
wo b ruth gaye sapne b tut gaye .
Khajane me tha sirf do anshu .
Jab yaad unki aai to wo b lut Gaye..

Kabhi kabhi gussa
muskrahat se zyada special hota hain
bcoz smile to sab ke liye hote hain
magar gussa sirf unke liye hota hai
jinhe hum kabhi khona nahi chahte

Parchaee Aapki Humare Dil Me Hai,
Yaade Aapki Humari Aankhon Me Hai.
Kaise Bhulaye Hum Aapko,
Pyar Aapka Humari Saanson Me Hai.

Ae mamu,kesa hae re ?
Teri baut memory aa ra tha apun ko,
Itna tame ho gaya tere ko dekha bi ni,
Akha life mein terre jesa ek mamu mila apan ko,
Miss to karega naa.

God apun se pucha,
Kidhar jana mangta ?
SWARG YA NARAK ? ❓
Apun bola NARAK ! :!!
Apun ko malum,
Tum sala dost log udharich milega,
Bole to Jidhar tum, Woich apun ka SWARAG

Munna bhai: Agar bina danto ka kutta
kate to kya karna chahiye…???
Circuit: simple bhai…
Bina sui ka injection lene ka.

Hame malum hai k aap hame bhul nahi sakte,
Lekin pas b hamare aa nahi sakte,
yahan tak aa rahi hai tere BADAN ki BADBU,
Kya Tum NAHA NAHI SAKTE?

 

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chand se roshan ho ramzan tumhara
ibadat se bhara ho roza tumhara
har roza aur namaaz kabul ho tumhari
yehi allaha se hain, Dua hamari
Happy Eid Mubaraka 2015

Jindagi ka har pal khusiya se kam na ho
aap ka har din eid ke din se kam na ho
aisa eid ka din aapko hamesha nasib ho
jisme koi dukh aur gam na ho
aapko aur aapke pariwar ko Eid mubarak
Pyar na kijiye panchi jaisa
jal sukhe dariya ka to chod ud jaye
pyar kijiye machli jaisa
jal sukhe mar jaye par chod ke na jaye

Ye duniya wale bhi bade azeeb hote hain
dur to kabhi karib hote hain
dard na batao to hame kayar kehte hain
aur yaad batao to hame shayar

Har raat chand ka shingar nahi milta
har baag ko phool ka dular nahi milta
humne bhi duniya dekhi hai
har insaan ko yahan pyar nahi milta
Eid Mubaraka 2015

Aye “EID” tum jab bhi aana
sab ke liye bus khushiyan lana
har chehry par hansi sajana
har aangan me phool khilana
jo roty hain unhain hansanaa
jo rothy hain unhain mananaa
jo bichray hain unhain milana

Eid ka chand mushkil se dikhta hai
Lailla ko majnu mushkil se milta hai
hum to sms bhejte rehte hai par
aajkal aapka sms mushkill se milta hai

Tumhara dukh hum seh nahi sakte
bhari mehfil mein kuch keh nahi sakte
hamare girte hue aansuo ko pad kar dekho
woh bhi kehte hai ke hum aapke bin reh nahi sakte
Happy eid mubaraka

Kisi na kisi pe kisi ko aetbaar ho jata hai
ajnabi koi shaks yaar ho jata hain
khubiyon se nahi hoti mohabbat sadaa
khamyon se bhi aksar pyar ho jata hain

zara sa muskura dena tum eid se pehle pehle
har aik gam ko bhula dena tum eid se pehle pehle
na sooch ke kis kis ne dil dukhaya
har ek ko maaf kar dena tum eid se pehle pehle
kiya pata phir moqa na mil paye humain
is liye dil ko tum saaf kar lena EID se pehle pehle
Ho sakta hai hum rahin na rahin is liye
Deta hain EID ki mubarak EID se pehly Pehly

 

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Unka bharosha mt karo

Jinka khayal waqt ke sath badal jaye

Bharosha unka karo jinka khayal tabhi

Waisa hi rahe jab aapka waqt badal jaye

 

Khamosh baithe toh log kehte hain

Udashi achi nahi

Jara sa hash le toh

Muskurane ki wajah puch lete hain

 

Kabhi use bhulana chaha

Kabhi use manana chaha

Maine jab bhi chaha use chaha

Na jane kya baat thi mere asuon me

Jo usne mujhe sirf rulana chaha

 

Ek ajnabi se mujhe itna pyaar kyon hai

Inkaar karne chahat ka ikraar kyon hai

Use pana nahi meri taqdeer mein  shayad

Phir har mod pe usi ka intzaar kyuon hain

 

Hodi si kushi ki chaha kit hi

Bs ek chooti si fariyaad kit hi

Aaj phir baithe hain hichki ke intezaar me

Zra pta chle aap hume kitna yaad karte hain

 

Khuda ki rehmat mein arjiya nahi chalti

Dilo ke khel mein khudgarjiya nahi chalti

Chal hi padetoh ye jaan lijiye huzur

Ishq ki raha mein man marjiya nahi chalti

 

Anjaan ek saathi ka iss dil ko intezar hai

Pyasa hain ye aankhen aur dil bekarar hain

Unke saath mil jaye to har raah aasan ho jayegi

Shayad issi anokhey ehsaas ka naam pyaar hain

 

Din ke sath raat nahi hoti

Sitaron se dil ki baat nahi hoti

Jis dost ko jaan se zada chahate hain hum

Khuda jaane kyu unhi se mulakatt nahi hoti

 

Chhupa leta tujhe is tarah se meri baahon mein

Hawa bhi guzrjne ke liye izazat maange

Ho jaaye tere ishq mein madhosh is tarah ki

Hosh bhi wapas aane ki izaazat mange

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Makhan Churkar Jisne khaya

Bansi baja kar jisne nachaya

Khushi manao uske janmdin ki

Jisne duniya kop rem ka path padya

 

Nand ke ghar aand bhayo

Jo nand ke ghar gopal gayo

Jai ho murlidher gopal ki

Jai ho kanhaiya laal ki

 

Gokul jo kare nivas

Gopiyo se sang jo rachaye raas

Devki-yosodha jinki mayia

Ese hamare kisan kanhayia

 

Krishn ki mahima,krishn ka pyar

Krishn me sradha,krishn me sansaar

mubarak ho aapko janmashtami ka tyohar

 

Makhan ka katora,mishri ka thaal

Mithi ki khusbu,barish ki fuhaar

Radha ki umidde,Krishna ka pyar

Mubarak ho sabhi ko janmashtami ka tyohar

 

Radha ki chahat hain Krishna

Uske dil ki virasat hain Krishna

Chahe kitna  bhi raas racha le Krishna

Duniya toh phir bhi kehti hain Krishna

 

Hota hai pyar kya duniya ko jisne bataya

Dil ke rishton ko jisne prem se sajaya

Aaj us pyar ke dewta ka birthday hai

Kanha aapki har manokamana puri kare

 

Maakhan khave,shor machave

Gopiyon ke sang raas rachave

Murli bajakemann harshave hai

Natkhat nand gopal

Wish u a very happy janmashtmi

 

Natkhat bansi wale

Gokul ke raja

Meri ankhiya tars

gyi Ab toh aaja

Happy janmashtami

 

Shri Krishna ke kadam aapke ghar aaye

Aap khushiyon kedeep jalayye

Pareshani aapse aankhe churaye

Krishna janmostav ki aapkosubh kamnaye

 

Mishri se mithe hai inke  bol

Inki bathein hain sabse anmol

Janmashtmi ke iss pavan par

Dil khol ke jai shri Krishna bol

 

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Bansi bajaiya to ras rachaiya hain

Kah kahun sakhi jiya chain parat nahi

Murlidhar sanware ki aaj badhayia hain

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