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3 chhipkliyan diwar pe chal rahi thein.
Ek ne gana shuru kiya
Jaisey hi gana band kiya baki ke do gir padein!
Bolo kyon?
Stupid eis liye
Baki dono ne tali bajai…

Pehla gadha: Yaar mein jis dhobi ke ghar
kaam karta hoo, vo mujhe bahut marta hai.
Doosra gadha: Tu ghar chor kar bhaag kyo nahi jata.
Pehla gadha: Kya batau yaar dhobi ki ek bahut
koobsurat ladki hai, vo jab bhi shararat karti
hai to dhobi kehta hai ki, teri shaadi esi
gadhe se kar dunga.Bas yeh soch kar ruka hua hoo

Ek bar ek chitti ne Hathi ke kaan mein
kuch kaha toh hathi behos ho gayi.
Phir kisine chitti se pucha ke tune kya kaha?
Chitti Boli: Maine itna hi kaha ke “Main
tumhare bacche ki maa banne wali hoon!”

Ek baar chitti hathi ke upar baith kar ja rahi thi
rashte me kacha pul aata hai,usko dekhar chitti boli
janu crosh kar loge ya me utru

teen chitti rashte me baithkar baate kar rahi thi
ki hathi us rashte se ja raha tha
wahan baithi ek chitti hathi se boli oye hathi mujhse
kushti ladoge
waki chitti: are rehnedo yaar bechara akela hai

Teacher: “Aise koi 5 animals ke naam batao
jo pani mein rehte hain..”

Student:
Fish,
Fish ki Mummy,
Fish ke Papa,
Fish ka bhai,
Fish ki Sister…

Ek kutta doosray se:
Oye aaj kal jahan rush ho wahan se nikal jaya kr.
Doosra: Kyon?
Pehla: Salay, agr dhamaka hogya tu
insanon ki moat maray ga.

Guruji – Beta Bhains ko doodh piya kar,
bado aadmi ban jayego
Student- Guruji agar, bhains ko doodh pine se
hi jo koi bado aadmi ban jaave tau bhains ka
bachha aaj collector hoto

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