2014 Happy Raksha Bandhan Funny Jokes-Messages For Lover/Friend

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 Rakhi Funny Jokes

Yu To hai hum Brahmchari
Per ladki dikhi to aankh mari
Pat gai to hamari varna,
Rakhi ki hai taiyaari

 

 Rakhi Funny Jokes

Ummidon ki manzil deh gayi,
Khwabon ki duniya beh gayi,
Abe teri kya izzat reh gayi,
Jab ek zakkas item tere ko “BHAIYA” aur RAKHI pehna gayi…

 

 Rakhi Funny Jokes

Apki charcha hai har gali mein,
Har ladki ke dil me apke liye pyar hai,
Ye koi chamatkar nahi time hi aisa hai,
Kyonki kuch hi dino me RAKHI ka tyohar hai.

 Rakhi Funny Jokes

Har Ladki tere liye beqarar hai,
Har Ladki ko tera Intzar hai,
Ye tera koi kamaal nahi o mundiya,
Kuch dinbaad Rakhi ka jo teohar hai

 

 Rakhi Funny Jokes

Bhaiya Mere Rakhi Ke Bandhan Ko Nibhana,
Tum Kuwaare Raho, Parantu Meri Shaadi Jaroor karana.
Happy Raksha Bandhan.

 Rakhi Funny Jokes

Kaamyabi tumhare kadam chume,
Khushiyan tumhare charo aur ho,
Par bhagwan se itni prarthana karne ke liye,
tum mujhe kuch to commission do! Happy Rakhi Bro

 Rakhi Funny Jokes

Aankho mein Sharafat, Chaal mein Nazakat.
Dil mein Sacchai, Aur chehre mein Safai,
Phir kyon na bole har ladki aapko Bhai.
Happy Rakhi.

 Rakhi Funny Jokes

Rakhi ka tyohar hai,Bhai ko tilak lagane ko behen taiyaar hai.
Jaldi se lagwa lo tilak mere bhai,
Tujhse gift lene ko ye behen bekaraar hai. Happy Rakhi.

 Rakhi Funny Jokes

Rakhi ka hai tyohaar, Behen maange bhai se rupaye hazar,
Tilak laga kar mithai khila kar, Deti aashirwad khush raho har bar.
Happy Raksha Bandhan

 Rakhi Funny Jokes

Aaj ke time mein har ladki chahti hai ki usse
aap jaisa smart, handsome, naughty, charming aur intelligent
… Bhai mile. Happy Raksha Bandhan!

 

 Rakhi Funny Jokes

Khuda Kare Tujhe Khushiyan Hazar Mile, Mujhse Bhi Accha Yaar Mile,
Meri Girlfriend Tujhe Bandhe Rakhi, Aur Ek Aur Behan Ka Tujhe Pyaar Mile.

 

 Rakhi Funny Jokes

Arz hai! Cycle aisi chalaao jiska paiyya na ho.
Cycle aisi chalaao jiska pahiya na ho.
Aur ladki aisi pataao jiska bhaiyya na ho.
Happy Raksha Bandhan.

 

 Rakhi Funny Jokes

Uska husn gaya kaleja cheer, nayano se barbas chhuta ek teer,
vo muskraai, nazdeeq aai boli, rakhi bandhwaale mere veer.

 Rakhi Funny Jokes

Rakhi ka tyohaar tha, rakhi bandhwane ko bhai taiyaar tha,
bhai bola behna meri, ab to rakhi bandh do, behna boli,
kalaai peechhe karo, pehle rupaye hazaar do.

 

 Rakhi Funny Jokes

Aaj ladko ki shamat aai hai, kyunki munni aur sheela ne bhi rakhi
lekar bhai banaane ki hod lagaai hai. Happy Raksha Bandhan

 

 Rakhi Funny Jokes

Dil ki baat dil mein mat rakhna, Jo pasand ho use I Love You kehna.
Agar wo gusse mein aa jaaye to darna mat, Rakhi nikalna aur kehna,
pyaari behna milte rehna.

 

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